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Bottle Lamp
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It's Not That I'm Horny All The Time - Naughty Gifts For Couples - Personalized Bottle Lamp
It's Not That I'm Horny All The Time - Naughty Gifts For Couples - Personalized Bottle Lamp
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$39.95 USD
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$39.95 USD
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Bottle Lamp
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Description
Description
Introducing your key to added romance and never-ending laughter, our personalized Bottle Lamp. This whimsical gift, dubbed "It's Not That I'm Horny All The Time," is a delightful memento guaranteed to add a spark to your relationship dynamic. Emphasizing deeper bonds and uncanny resemblances, this lamp is the perfect surprise for your wife, husband or as a couple's gift. Especially perfect for celebrations such as an Anniversary or Valentine's Day, this Bottle Lamp can also cater to untraditional events like birthdays and Christmas, truly an all-around witty pleasure!
Not only does it create an ambiance that is both lively and intimate with its light, but the saucy, yet endearing, message is a gentle reminder of your irresistible appeal to your partner. Imagine the laughs and shared knowing glances every time this lamp catches their eye; it's certainly a gift that will keep on giving. So, if you're looking for a present that's not only loving but filled with humor, then this is the lamp for you—it's also an excellent conversation starter! Get yours today and light up the room with love, laughter, and a dash of naughtiness. Act fast and bring home this festive and personalized Bottle Lamp, making every day feel like a special occasion.
MESSAGE:It's Not That I'm Horny All The Time. It's Just That You're Always Sexy.
PRODUCT DETAILS:
- Material: Crafted from high-quality, durable glass that is sturdy and resistant to breakage, ensuring long-lasting use.
- Size: 2.9 x 13 inches (~7.4 x 33 cm).
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Features:
+ Cork Lid: Features a realistic cork stopper on top, giving the lamp a charming vintage bottle appearance. A simple switch allows you to easily turn the lights on or off and enjoy the romantic glow of the LED fairy lights.
+ Lighting: Equipped with a string of warm LED lights that add a soft, enchanting glow to your space, making it a stylish and attractive decorative piece.
+ Power Source: Powered by AAA batteries (not included), with the battery compartment discreetly hidden at the base for a seamless look.
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Personalization
Personalization
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Size Chart
There might be ±1.5 inches difference due to manual measurement and production processes
Chest - Measured across the chest one inch below armhole when laid flat.
Bust - Measured one inch below armhole.
Body Length - Measured from high point of shoulder from the back.
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18 in
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28 in
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20 in
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27 in
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M
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20 in
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29 in
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21 in
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28 in
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L
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22 in
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30 in
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22 in
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29 in
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XL
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24 in
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31 in
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23 in
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30 in
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2XL
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26 in
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32 in
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24 in
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30 in
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3XL
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28 in
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33 in
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25 in
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31 in
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4XL
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30 in
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34 in
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27 in
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33 in
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5XL
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32 in
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35 in
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28 in
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34 in
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Pullover Hoodie
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20 in
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27 in
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20 in
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26 in
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M
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22 in
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28 in
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21 in
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27 in
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L
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24 in
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29 in
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22 in
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27 in
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XL
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26 in
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30 in
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23 in
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28 in
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2XL
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28 in
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31 in
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25 in
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28 in
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3XL
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30 in
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32 in
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26 in
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29 in
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4XL
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32 in
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33 in
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27 in
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29 in
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5XL
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34 in
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34 in
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34 in
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34 in
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20 in
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26 in
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20 in
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26 in
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M
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22 in
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27 in
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22 in
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27 in
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L
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24 in
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28 in
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24 in
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28 in
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XL
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26 in
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29 in
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26 in
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29 in
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2XL
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28 in
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30 in
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28 in
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30 in
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3XL
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30 in
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31 in
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30 in
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32 in
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4XL
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32 in
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32 in
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5XL
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34 in
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33 in
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YXS
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16 in
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20.5 in
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13 in
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17 in
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YS
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17 in
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22 in
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14 in
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18 in
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YM
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19 in
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23.5 in
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16 in
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20 in
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YL
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20 in
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25 in
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17 in
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21 in
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YXL
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21 in
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26.5 in
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18 in
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23 in
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Bust
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S
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17.25 in
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25.5 in
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16 in
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25 in
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M
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19.25 in
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26 in
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17 in
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26 in
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L
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21.25 in
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27 in
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18 in
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27 in
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XL
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23.25 in
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28 in
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20 in
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28 in
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2XL
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25.25 in
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28.5 in
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22 in
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28 in
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3XL
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27.25 in
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29 in
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Women's Racerback Tank
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USA
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Body Length
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S
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14 in
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27 in
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M
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15 in
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27.5 in
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L
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16 in
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28 in
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XL
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17 in
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28.5 in
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2XL
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18 in
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29 in
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3XL
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19 in
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29.5 in
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| Size | Chest (Front Only) | Body Length At Back |
| NB | 7.5 in | 10.8 in |
| 6M | 9 in | 11.8 in |
| 12M | 10 in | 12.8 in |
| 18M | 11 in | 13.8 in |
| 24M | 12 in | 14.8 in |
