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Standing Desk Calendar
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Retro Funny Sarcastic - Self Gift, Christmas Exchange Gift For Coworkers, Her, Him - Standing Desk Calendar 2026
Retro Funny Sarcastic - Self Gift, Christmas Exchange Gift For Coworkers, Her, Him - Standing Desk Calendar 2026
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Standing Desk Calendar
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Description
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Introducing the Retro Funny Sarcastic Standing Desk Calendar 2026, a unique product designed with a tone of light-hearted humor perfect for your coworker, or even as a self-gift. Uniquely tailored to be a keepsake reminder of the strange year, it blends the utility of a standing desk calendar with the irresistible charm of retro humor. Perfect for gift occasions like Christmas, birthdays, anniversaries, or simply to bring a smile in the middle of a hectic day, this calendar ensures you flip through the year with joy, laughter, and a dash of nostalgia.
This calendar does more than just marking days; it becomes a part of your daily chores, lightening up your workspace with its vibrant design, retro style, and engaging humor. It subtly conveys the abstract wittiness, making it a perfect centerpiece of conversation. Its stand-out feature is its personalized touch making it an ideal gift to help you and your colleagues drive away from the workplace blues. It’s time you added a pinch of fun sarcasm to your life every day, or gave a coworker a chuckle! So whether you’re decking up your own desk or finding the perfect Christmas gift, look no further. Order now and start 2026 with a vibrant chuckle, every day!
PRODUCT DETAILS:
PRODUCT DETAILS:
- Material: High-quality, thick, smooth, tear-resistant paper for vibrant, long-lasting prints. Pages flip smoothly without bending or creasing.
- Size: 10 x 5 inches (25.4 x 12.7 cm).
- Pages: 12 months + front cover.
- Features:
+ Premium Monthly Artwork: Each month includes a high-resolution artistic illustration for a fresh visual experience.
+ Sturdy Standing Base: Triangle stand provides excellent stability for desks, shelves, or bedside tables.
+ Twin-Wire Binding: Durable metal spiral for smooth page turning and a clean, organized look all year.
+ Clear Monthly Layout: Easy-to-read date grids for simple planning and quick weekly overview. - Care Instructions: Keep in a dry place and avoid prolonged exposure to direct sunlight to preserve print quality.
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Personalization
Personalization
- Please complete fields required to customize options (Name/Characteristics) and recheck carefully all the customized options.
- Text: Standard English excluding special characters, emojis to ensure the best looking.
- Characteristics: Pick one-by-one options that match your description.
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Please be aware that the Preview may be slightly different from the physical item in terms of color due to our lighting at our product photoshoot or your device’s display.
Size Chart
There might be ±1.5 inches difference due to manual measurement and production processes
Chest - Measured across the chest one inch below armhole when laid flat.
Bust - Measured one inch below armhole.
Body Length - Measured from high point of shoulder from the back.
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18 in
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28 in
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20 in
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27 in
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M
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20 in
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29 in
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21 in
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28 in
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L
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22 in
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30 in
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22 in
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29 in
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XL
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24 in
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31 in
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23 in
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30 in
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2XL
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26 in
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32 in
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24 in
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30 in
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3XL
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28 in
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33 in
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25 in
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31 in
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4XL
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30 in
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34 in
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27 in
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33 in
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5XL
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32 in
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35 in
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28 in
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34 in
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20 in
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27 in
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20 in
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26 in
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M
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22 in
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28 in
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21 in
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27 in
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L
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24 in
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29 in
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22 in
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27 in
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XL
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26 in
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30 in
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23 in
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28 in
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2XL
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28 in
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31 in
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25 in
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28 in
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3XL
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30 in
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32 in
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26 in
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29 in
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4XL
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32 in
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33 in
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27 in
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29 in
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5XL
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34 in
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34 in
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34 in
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34 in
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20 in
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26 in
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20 in
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26 in
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M
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22 in
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27 in
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22 in
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27 in
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L
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24 in
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28 in
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24 in
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28 in
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XL
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26 in
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29 in
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26 in
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29 in
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2XL
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28 in
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30 in
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28 in
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30 in
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3XL
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30 in
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31 in
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30 in
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32 in
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4XL
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32 in
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32 in
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5XL
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34 in
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33 in
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YXS
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16 in
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20.5 in
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13 in
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17 in
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YS
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17 in
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22 in
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14 in
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18 in
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YM
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19 in
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23.5 in
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16 in
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20 in
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YL
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20 in
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25 in
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17 in
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21 in
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YXL
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21 in
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26.5 in
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18 in
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23 in
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Bust
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S
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17.25 in
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25.5 in
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16 in
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25 in
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M
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19.25 in
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26 in
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17 in
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26 in
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L
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21.25 in
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27 in
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18 in
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27 in
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XL
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23.25 in
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28 in
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20 in
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28 in
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2XL
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25.25 in
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28.5 in
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22 in
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28 in
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3XL
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27.25 in
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29 in
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Body Length
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S
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14 in
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27 in
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M
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15 in
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27.5 in
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L
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16 in
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28 in
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XL
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17 in
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28.5 in
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2XL
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18 in
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29 in
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3XL
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19 in
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29.5 in
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| Size | Chest (Front Only) | Body Length At Back |
| NB | 7.5 in | 10.8 in |
| 6M | 9 in | 11.8 in |
| 12M | 10 in | 12.8 in |
| 18M | 11 in | 13.8 in |
| 24M | 12 in | 14.8 in |
